Grand Theft Walrus

An arcade game Homer Simpson plays in Alaska in the Simpsons Movie. Much like Grand Theft Auto, Grand Theft Walrus is exactly the same but instead of a human character you are a walrus. Abbreviated GTW

Tim: Hey I just came back from Alaska and they have Grand Theft Walrus at one of the arcades

Henry: Yo that be pimpin'

by bArSchNitsVah January 29, 2010

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Midwestern Grand Slam

Pulling off the Des Moines Surprise, Sioux City Superman, and Topeka Destroyer all at the same time.

Essentially, you have to straddle the girl's face as she's giving you head, pee in her mouth, poo on her chest, and vomit on her face.

Technically only theoretical because no one has proof of ever completing this rare trifecta.

Dude, I was so close to the Midwestern Grand Slam. I pulled the Des Moines Surprise and Sioux City Superman off at the same time, but she moved her head before the Topeka Destroyer hit her.

by Superscope March 1, 2008

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Grand Sanchez

A one up on a dirty sanchez. Instead of simply wiping fecal matter upon your nemisis upper lip, you actually apply the whole "log" of fecal matter to the upperlip. Just a bit more chunky eh.

Aww man that dude that passed out last night got the most fucked up Grand Sanchez ever.
HEY THAT WAS ME!!!!

by Bravo Foxtrot October 1, 2008

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Ariana Grande

yuh she’s the most beautiful and talented women

-omg shes Ariana Grande

Ari: yuh

by ThatOneStupidGirlNamedSaRaH December 15, 2019

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Ariana Grande

Legend in music, pop queen, owner of Spotify, someone who is ending every one career

Ariana Grande is a legend, she is the queen of pop of our generation.

Ariana Grande owns Spotify because she is the queen of streaming
Ariana is ending everyone's career.

by Sweetlikecandy_ June 17, 2020

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