Science thumper

A person who demands strict adherence to “the science” as determined by “the experts”. Usually these folks take criticism poorly and view any opposing claims as blasphemy

Bobby Joe: are these masks actually helping with anything? They can’t be that sanitary…
Betty Lou: shh a science thumper might hear you!

by Ronald k chump August 24, 2021

Science

Science is the act of Disproving a hypothesis by scientific methods, testing, observation, and previously yet-to-be-disproved ideas such as Newton's Laws, or Albert Einstein's formula E=mc^2

Higher-Education-Teacher: "Okay class, what actually is science?"

Student: "Proving something right?"

Higher-Education-Teacher: "It's actually disproving a hypothesis by a means of testing"

by Anon-HE-Student October 10, 2018

95 Theses Of Science

A document written by a few 7th graders in an attempt to diss a teacher but end up getting 2 hour detentions even though half of them literally did nothing.

The students started writing out the 95 Theses of Science in 5th period health class and finished it when they got home.

by Powerlated October 11, 2018

Rocket science

Quintessential observation of a difficult job

Gavin delander- for fucks sake it’s not rocket science

by Hardyakka August 15, 2018

Rain Science Technology

A high yield water proof technology for production of fabric plant containers. Rain Science Tech is proven to increase yields and increase resistance to pest and diseases. Rain Science solves problems associated with container gardening and has been crucial in the development of the agricultural industry.

I harvest a lot more buds from my cannabis now that I use grow bags with Rain Science Technology !

by Plant Man Dan August 16, 2018

Science

A way to justify a bullshit disrespectful attitude toward the world and anybody who doesn't think the way you want them to, despite your claims of being a liberator.

The girl and boy used science from their school books to justify their continued attitude toward the folks who did not and would not look at things in their bullshit rationalized, repressed way.

by Solid Mantis August 27, 2018

hunk science

The science of what people consider sexy or attractive.

Advertisers choose their models after doing a lot of hunk science.

by smjgJsbjgsm September 5, 2018