zest fest

The definition of someone named Noah Patzer

*Noah doing anything*

Jasmene: he's such a zest fest

by lil tecca52 September 13, 2023

Bacon-fest

A party with mostly females attending.

I went to this party last weekend and there were only women. It was a total bacon-fest.

by the antisocialist January 26, 2020

Vib Fest

That rare golden opportunity where an attractive single mother has a few moments to take care of herself with a battery-powered apparatus. Only happens when the kids are sound asleep or on a play date. To be used only in the absence of a live dong. It is a beautiful thing.

1. (A). “Did you see all the batteries in Shiela’s shopping cart? What do you think she’s up to?”
(B). “Well, the kids are at their Dad’s and her boyfriend’s out of town. You do the math.”
(A). “DAMN!! Our girl must be planning an epic Vib Fest!!”

2. “Brrrrrr, Brrrrrr, Brrrrrr, what's that sound? Little Mami’s got a Vib Fest goin’ on down.”
-“Battery-Powered Boi” by the West Side Hustlers

by westsidehustlers April 2, 2020

Hog fest

The act of pulling your dick out in public infront of your friends and catching them off guard

Person 1: *pulls dick out*
Person 2: *looks down and sees it* “What the hell?”
Person 1: “HOG FEST”

by _Slim_Smith_ July 1, 2020

Mutual-React Fest

When two people go back and forth reacting to eachothers' posts and comments on facebook.

"I don't care if you have a Facebook, I just don't want you getting into mutual-react fests with other dudes!"

by curciikidd September 3, 2020

Blood Fest

A male who loves to have sex with a woman during that time of the month.

Same for women they like getting fucked on that time of the month

Man me and my wife had a Blood Fest last night it felt squishy but nice.

by AlbinoApePenis September 5, 2020

Edge Fest

Someone who acts edgy but just ends up making everyone else uncomfortable

“The edge fest girl won’t stop self diagnosing herself”

by Maria_mashy September 16, 2020