Cougar Remoras

A small homosexual man who is dependent on an older and much larger female host for survival.

I saw a Cougar Remoras eating caviar and flirting with the waiter while his cougar host was distracted sucking the brains out of a lobster.

by Webastards July 13, 2023

Captain cougar

Tall beard man like being, likes to flirt, drink and play poker.
Loves a good wooly mammoth to keep warm at night, but not against a night alone with a big tube of prescription lube.

That guy has a big beard - “must be a captain cougar”

by Hookname December 4, 2020

Cougar Hawk

A police officer who preys on cougars. Also known as a James Cooper

I'm banging a cougar hawk

by Manther Costello October 29, 2020

Cougar Hawk

A police officer that preys on Cougars. Otherwise known as a James Cooper

I'm banging a cougar hawk

by Manther Costello October 29, 2020

cougar call

The mullet hair style, especially when worn by a 18-21 year old man

Bro have you seen Chad's new hair cut, it's an absolute cougar call

by AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH February 16, 2021

Cougar's pet

A much younger male in search or preferring a much older woman.

The only reason he's with that old Lady is because he's a Cougar's Pet.

by Silent_Voice_In_The_Dark February 22, 2021

Cougar Trapper

Young man that trolls "cougars" or older women with the motivation of finantial gain.

That young f-boi s cougar trapper.

by LisaSings! March 2, 2021