apple sauce

A man's shot load on an Apple computer from looking at too much internet porn.

Wife: Is this your jizz all over our computer!?

Husband: NO. That's just a little apple sauce.

by RNPS December 29, 2008

Washington Apples

A reference to the testicles of Washington boys.

Girl: I wouldn't mind sucking on his Washington Apples.

by LawSchoolNerd March 12, 2009

Cunty Apples

A name to call somebody who is excessively emo

1)Fuck this show - all I see are cunty apples.

by Gay Gay February 9, 2005

Apple J

Short for Apple Juice.

Yo we be bustin, you want some drank?
Damn straight, gert me some apple j.
Yeeeeee

by Crystallists January 27, 2010

apple empenada

noun; found for 99 cents at taco bell. most delicious thing made possible. orgasm in the mouth. caramel apple amazingness.

bro 1: dude did you 4th meal tonight?
bro 2: yeah dude i got an apple empenada.
bro 1: dude you lucky bastard.

by heyyyyyyyo April 15, 2011

Wizard Apple

An apple that falls from the tree and lands in the Lake of Merlin. Being engulfed by the water of Lake Merlin, transcends the apple into a mystical magical warrior. This warrior fears nothing but the evil Grapefruit, which has the ability to drain the mighty Wizard Apple of all his powers.

Matt Repollet- Original Wizard Apple

Shout outs to Frosted Flakes and that one Crest Sparkling Toothpaste.

by Boonzing May 26, 2011

apple mctoaster

slurred speech by that of an Italian ginzo as a result of drinking an excessive amount of alcoholic beverages. Some acts of this can be blurred vision, redonkulous comments and phrases such as crevices and caves, and loss of balance. One may feel as if they are walking on icy lava with the assistance of their good ol friend captain morgan.

Dude, my friend was so trashed on Thursday night he was saying wack shit such as apple mctoaster

by harry panees November 10, 2010