A thing that doesn't deserve life or to be defined by any means which is something I am defiling to bring you this definition.
-I just saw a woke person. It was disgusting.
-Damn, did it have the little autistic badge and retarded stripey socks?
-yeah.
-disgusting.
-Damn, did it have the little autistic badge and retarded stripey socks?
-yeah.
-disgusting.
by Diccshonawry October 4, 2023
Get the Woke person mug.Another word for "the enemy". It refers to anyone and anything who a particular group sees as evil, antagonistic, and/or opposing.
1. Stay "woke".
2. If you disagree with me, you're "woke".
3. BLM is super "woke"
4. All leftist are "woke".
2. If you disagree with me, you're "woke".
3. BLM is super "woke"
4. All leftist are "woke".
by Lucifina Nightinger October 8, 2023
Get the Woke mug.When a woman pisses you off, but want to be subtle about it, so you don't come off as a misogynistic piece of shit. Can also be used for when you wake up and feel and look like shit. Have fun with the word
Dumb Feminist - "All Men Should Die! We don't need them"
Man - "You know, I woke up Chris Breezy and I could punch something right now, so I would stop being a piece of shit, and take that back"
Dumb Feminist - "Fine, just don't punch me"
Man - "You know, I woke up Chris Breezy and I could punch something right now, so I would stop being a piece of shit, and take that back"
Dumb Feminist - "Fine, just don't punch me"
by AetherKing July 11, 2023
Get the Woke Up Chris Breezy mug.Any progressive movement that is a caricature of its intended goal/message. Especially if it is overly aggressive, overly stupid, or overly self harmful.
Activist: Yo that sombrero is cultural appropriation, don’t you know that is a microaggression against mexican people? I am offended on their behalf! Take it off!
Normal Person: Shut up, I am not woke.
Normal Person: Shut up, I am not woke.
by Tylers1991 July 28, 2023
Get the Woke mug.Steven said he read in a science book that men could actually give birth to a baby. I asked to see the book but he said he lost it. He’s pretty woke.
by Grut666 August 3, 2023
Get the Woke mug.Anything that is even mildly progressive that the American right doesn't like.
Examples:
Disney - Had a LGBT background character a few times.
Bud Light - Sponsored a trans woman once.
Target - Had pride merch in June once again just like every year, but it was only this year that conservatives made a fuss about it.
M&Ms - Temporarily changed the design of the green M&M as a marketing stunt in order to distract from their allegations of child slavery.
Examples:
Disney - Had a LGBT background character a few times.
Bud Light - Sponsored a trans woman once.
Target - Had pride merch in June once again just like every year, but it was only this year that conservatives made a fuss about it.
M&Ms - Temporarily changed the design of the green M&M as a marketing stunt in order to distract from their allegations of child slavery.
"M&Ms is so woke they changed the GREEN M&MS SHOES!!! Damn liberals at it again!"
"You know that N&Ms has been accused of child slavery? That this is all just a distraction?"
"Shut up wokie!"
"You know that N&Ms has been accused of child slavery? That this is all just a distraction?"
"Shut up wokie!"
by KrimsonKatt August 16, 2023
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