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Turkish Gift Card

ekse did you scope how Jayden got a Turkish Gift Card from his stekkie
by MargateBoys March 27, 2025
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Turkish Sweater

1.) Extreme body hair resulting in a man pelt.

2.) Back hair that starts just below the hairline and extends down the back.
Told my barber to make sure he trims my Turkish Sweater as he's finishing up. I don't want any hair poking out of my collar.
by Littlefoot0341 April 15, 2025
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Turkish Kickstand

When a man lays on his back in his Jail Cell, throws his legs up adjacent to the wall, and starts choking his chicken until he splooges all over himself.
I couldn’t sleep last night because of my bunkie, so I Turkish kickstand’d until i was able to go to sleep!
by Jon Jeremy April 18, 2025
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Turkish Mustache

Petey gave her the old Turkish Mustache. Bro didn't realize he looked like a chocolate milk fiend.
by KavanaughtAChance May 10, 2025
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Turkish Tussle

Five guys locked in a room, they all start having a fight, every man for themselves. First one to get knocked out, gets raped by the other 4 guys. The process repeats itself until one man walks out, asshole untouched. This man is referred to as the Turkish Tussler.
Me and my work colleagues participated in a “Turkish Tussle” and I walked out alive, crowned as “The Turkish Tussler”. Balls de-spunked ready to go again.
by The fiddler May 19, 2025
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Turkish Turtlehead

When you piss on your turtlehead by angling your penis down and towards your ass where the shit is coming out. A variant of the Turkish Turtlehead would be pissing on your shit AFTER its came out of your ass, but it’s highly contentious. Its name derives from how kebab chefs spray/squirt oil on their doner kebabs when preparing it for consumption. Note: you do not have to eat your shit after it’s been pissed on for it to be considered a Turkish Turtlehead.
Jakub: “That Turkish Turtlehead was one for the history books!”
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