Thick Johnson

A big dick.

Goddamn tyler you got a fucking thick johnson.

by iwannafuckingdie98 August 3, 2018

Thick Greeter

When you donate your used items to a donations center such as a goodwill and you are approached by a "Thick Greeter". A Thick Greeter is a strong burly man who is willing to go above and beyond what it takes to take your donations and make you feel happy.

Oh gosh. I hope when I donate my old clothes today at goodwill donations center that I will be approached by a Thick Greeter.

by ThickGreeter12345 February 2, 2019

Thick

When something is very big in width

Some people even say "Thicc".

Person 1: That girl is fine.
Person 2: Yeah, she looking kinda thick homie.

by Axsterlelva March 1, 2023

Thick

Kayla

Damn thick af

by Superthick March 19, 2023

Down with the thickness

A term describing the feeling after a woman agreeing to get down and dirty and when she undresses she reveals an unexpected not before revealed thickness around booty or breast that comes as a pleasant surprise to the beholder. The feeling of joy and unexpected excitement is what it means to be "Down with the thickness"

Frederik: "Dude Sasha is such a pothead, she always wears big jeans and sweaters so you can never see her body, but after we fiddled on the sofa and she undressed I was surprised by her voluptuous curves!"

Lauge: "Wauw, how did did you take it?"

Frederik: "I was totally down with the thickness!"

Lauge: "Nice!"

by Mandasm March 22, 2023

How thick is this chick?!

Said when someone is STUPID. As in, screaming In CAPITALS stupid.

'Thick' meaning thick skulled. 'Chick' applying to anyone, usually a younger person.

Chick can be Male, Female or Trans.

"So, I point where she's supposed to park and she says' Yeah, whatever...' looks at me like I'm stupid and goes and parks in a fucking Handicapped Parking. And I'm thinking, 'How thick is this chick?!' "

Thick.

by poveryonwheels January 21, 2023

Thick:30

Thick:30 was originally used in Lizzo's "About Damn Time". She first uses the term "Bad bitch o'clock" meaning that its time for the "bad bitches". For Thick:30 means its time for the thick girls 😂

"Damn Michael, look over there, its Thick:30." (Not a good sentence, I know, I suck)

by 10k_Brat January 30, 2023