Brode Science

A phrase to describe commentary and "knowledge" about coding and tech that is completely unsupported by facts and evidence.

Newbie who can barely print Hello World - "Ruby is a dead language that no companies use."

Developer - "That is complete brode science. There are thousands of jobs for Ruby developers and so many large companies use rails for their backend."

by Pandawg August 13, 2021

Science thumper

A person who demands strict adherence to “the science” as determined by “the experts”. Usually these folks take criticism poorly and view any opposing claims as blasphemy

Bobby Joe: are these masks actually helping with anything? They can’t be that sanitary…
Betty Lou: shh a science thumper might hear you!

by Ronald k chump August 24, 2021

bayside health sciences academy

the health sciences academy is full of privileged, melodramatic people that turn their nose up at everyone not up to their standards. there's no guys in the academy and the girls treat the 5 guys that actually go there like they are gods on earth. other than that, its pretty cool. The medical teachers are dope and super great at teaching. Don't come here for the social scene is all I'm saying, but you'll have some hella good medical teachers

"where you going to school next year?"
"im going to bayside health sciences academy"
"okay just don't act like a pretentious asshole and you'll be fine"

by mbvbitch July 3, 2021

Science

Science is the act of Disproving a hypothesis by scientific methods, testing, observation, and previously yet-to-be-disproved ideas such as Newton's Laws, or Albert Einstein's formula E=mc^2

Higher-Education-Teacher: "Okay class, what actually is science?"

Student: "Proving something right?"

Higher-Education-Teacher: "It's actually disproving a hypothesis by a means of testing"

by Anon-HE-Student October 10, 2018

95 Theses Of Science

A document written by a few 7th graders in an attempt to diss a teacher but end up getting 2 hour detentions even though half of them literally did nothing.

The students started writing out the 95 Theses of Science in 5th period health class and finished it when they got home.

by Powerlated October 11, 2018

Rocket science

Quintessential observation of a difficult job

Gavin delander- for fucks sake it’s not rocket science

by Hardyakka August 15, 2018

Rain Science Technology

A high yield water proof technology for production of fabric plant containers. Rain Science Tech is proven to increase yields and increase resistance to pest and diseases. Rain Science solves problems associated with container gardening and has been crucial in the development of the agricultural industry.

I harvest a lot more buds from my cannabis now that I use grow bags with Rain Science Technology !

by Plant Man Dan August 16, 2018