Blue Sandwich

A blue sandwich is when you are having sex with another person and you slide your butt cheeks over your partners mouth and then you "beat the meat" (masturbate) and then you "mayonnaise" or ejaculate all over the other persons stomach, and then you put the top bun (you) on and 69 the other partner making sure to get the mayonnaise on both sides of the bun and meat

"Me and Mikaela made a Blue Sandwich on Swedish Bread last night"

"Me and Mikaela made a Blue Sandwich on Swedish Bread last night"

"Want to try a Blue Sandwich tonight? its the special of the day"

"I made a blue sandwich last night with my girlfriend and trust me...it was the best sandwich i ever had"

by ScottyBoy22 February 24, 2010

banana sandwich

crazy or out of this world. Just plain wild

Brian went banana sandwich, when he found out that he left his car keys in his car.

by Suter October 19, 2007

Sandwich bitch

a woman/housewife whose goal in life is to cook for the male superiority.

Sonia go make me something to eat, you sandwich bitch!

by zoopals September 10, 2009

lol sandwich

A.K.A a lolwich
when instant messaging a person the sender says lol then says something that is funny(or something that they think is funny) then adds another lol before the reciver of the message can respond

AIM#1) lol
AIM#1) it tastes like chicken
AIM#1) lol
AIM#2) dude u just lol sandwiched me

by nathaniel plaza August 22, 2008

chupacabra sandwich

when you have a theesome with two ugly chicks. chupacabra sandwich was also a character on transformers "beast wars"

my favorite characer from beast wars was "chupacabra sandwich" when he destroyed the peaceful gnome people in megatrons ass

by j forshizzleness May 13, 2005

slut sandwich

A sandwich made entirely of sluts and rye bread. Great when served with a side of a cole slaw and a pickle.

Yo bitch, go make me a slut sandwich. Don't forget the cole slaw!

by Slut Sandwich January 24, 2005

Tuna Sandwich

For centuries the true definition of Tuna Sandwich has been lost until recently. Explorers discovered hyroglyphics covering the walls of the long lost pyramid of Barramundas. The only fish king to be mummified. The pictures adorning the walls were unwashed naked women with exotic vaginal adornments - that of the 99 cent tin of Tuna. As the explorers searched further up the walls they noticed that some of the unwashed women were having a snack on the said vaginal adornment, encasing it in 2 slices of bread.....

Girl one - I'm really hungry
Girl two - Me too
Girl one - I have a tuna sandwich
Girl two - Me too
Girl one - Wanna bite of mine?
Girl two - Only if you can take a bite of mine too
Girl one - Mmm love that tangy mayo
Girl two - what mayo?

by Milo43 September 13, 2010