Project Purity

Chemotherapy

My grandpa decided to do Project Purity

:(

by SorryIShooped August 26, 2018

California Acceleration Project

An Anti-Mathematics lobbying group which believes people of color are incapable of passing mathematics, and convinced the state legislature to ban mathematics at California community colleges by "accelerating" all students into Statistics.

Also known as CAP.

Wow, 100% of State Legislators voted to approve AB-705? Don't they know that the California Acceleration Project used doctored statistics from the RP Group to promote this super racist bill? It's going to set back a generation of students.

by Nicolas Bourbaki September 1, 2018

Project Ina

The road project that won't be done until March 2019! It will create more lanes on the freeway without stopping for a train, which will make it look like Twin Peaks when it's done! Jack In The Box closed due to the construction and Donut Wheel is not getting enough business either!
Bob: "Jim, Ina Road is closed for 2 years, take Cortaro or Twin Peaks instead!"
Jim: "Why?"
Bob: "Because, they are adding more lanes on the freeway and building a new bridge that trains will go through without waiting for them!"
Jim: "Oh!"

Project Ina: A project that will create more lanes on Interstate 10 and create a bridge overpass for trains so cars don't have to wait for anymore trains.
Ina Road is closed until March 2019

by APersonfromCasasAdobes/Marana, September 30, 2018

The heart project

On may 13th who ever is suffer from anxiety, depression, any mental or physical illness can draw a heart or the hand or wrist and when another person sees your heart they hug you to give you hope

Hey! Tomorrow’s the heart project, I’m going to give those who have hearts hugs

by Kayla’s June 10, 2018

Project nightfall

A guy who makes YouTube videos named Agon.

Aliras: who is this project Nightfall person?

Arelio: some guy making videos on YouTube, never watched him

Me: right but also he is the victim of my next art project called "moth boy" but also I think his inspirational video on the girl named Sabina is a bonkers routine that turna showed me
And guys, I think he is a fan of Thanos asparagus monkey condom gaming because he watched one of his videos titled "sugoma sex dick??" Thinking it was a gay porn ad lololol

Slither.io: are you stupid right now? Turna didn't show you project nightfall he showed ME!! MEEE!!!

Project nightfall: shut the hell up aldemarbesteGD your geometry dash levels are so trash I want to puke on amoraltra right now

Me: do it to Spanish people

by aldemarbeste[GD] March 6, 2023

Nostril Projection

The act of blowing something out of your nose so hard, your soul leaves your body through your nose along with boogers, snot, blood or anything else that comes out at a high-velocity. Things that come out of your nose at a high-velocity are also known themselves as nostril projections.

"Dude, I just went from snot rocket to a full-on nostril projection! Wait, is that my body down there on the ground? And why did my booger break the window?"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 6, 2023

Projection Erection

when trump aka Casino Mobster gets aroused after projecting his shortcomings on perceived enemies

in a recent, word-salad Projection Erection speech outside the courthouse, Tubby claimed Letitia James and Biden conspired against him using White House visitor logs. as The Former Guy gets a boner every time he makes a confession-accusation, it obviously means donald committed felonies with visitors to his mobbed-up white house

by Uncle Joosie January 12, 2024