A place where criminals are housed
OR
A place where kids are forced to go 5 days a week for 7 hours a day (also known as school)
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A place where kids are forced to go 5 days a week for 7 hours a day (also known as school)
Person 1: Gotta go back to prison tomorrow
Person 2: Really? Why?
Person 1: To “learn” and stuff a bunch of useless information into my brain
Person 2: You mean school?
Person 1: Yeah, same thing
Person 2: Really? Why?
Person 1: To “learn” and stuff a bunch of useless information into my brain
Person 2: You mean school?
Person 1: Yeah, same thing
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Smart prisoners conversation between the law and the hard place:
Constable: "son, you're off to a smart prison."
Human being and offender: "am I that intelligent?"
Constable: "son, you're off to a smart prison."
Human being and offender: "am I that intelligent?"
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Inmate 1: Heard you had to put your celly in his place last night. You didn't break him did you?
Inmate 2: Nah, he's just fine. He had plenty of prison lube in'em.
Inmate 2: Nah, he's just fine. He had plenty of prison lube in'em.
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