Someone who is so craaaaa. Craaaazier then a craaaayfish. If your a lobster you are so cra it’s not even funny.
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Get the Lobster mug.Lobster people are people who eat lobster, show personalities in the likeness of a lobster or know the true deep struggles of a lobster waiting to be eaten. For example Chris rock. He has worked in a red lobster and has therefore seen the utter struggle of lobsters and those who take on a likeness of them, Chris rock is a lobster person.
A: you have just witnessed someone acting like a lobster person would, desperate to escape.
B: “Your such a lobster”
“Stop being so lobster-ish”
B: “Your such a lobster”
“Stop being so lobster-ish”
by Youarealobster August 2, 2022
Get the Lobster person mug.The last 2 weeks in India had temperatures around 114-117 degrees. I was outside for most of the day every day and it didn’t take long for the heat to give me a real lobster pocket!
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Get the Lobstered mug.Someone who has recently been extremely overly sexually active or is a wicked whore will likely have a lobster clit. So rub that one on your tits, bub, cause that's just a fact.
My buddy Dave told me a crazy story while on the skiddah, and I'm telling ya this will blow your freakin tits apart. Said Brandy has the biggest lobster clit that Dave has ever seen, she better lay off the liquid panty remover, I tell you what
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Grandpa, stop dumping your life savings into Lobster Mania and pay for your great grandson Billy's college tuition.
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