January 27

National grab cock day

Guy 1: Hey it's January 27

Guy 2: I've been waiting for this

by Bogsy January 14, 2022

10th January

When the kindest most handsome men are born. You must do everything they tell you to and can’t complain

Isn’t he born on the 10th January?
Yeah he is hence he’s handsome and kind

by Thegodofthisthing January 15, 2022

January 26

This is a day to flirt with your guy friend/crush. If you don’t your a pussy. Idk hold his hand or compliment him or something ask him out IDK z just do something,

Person: Hey Bitch, I like your hair today
Bisexual man named bitch: Thank you lmao but why did you compliment me?

Person: Because it’s January 26 durr Person: wanna have sex-
Bitch: yes.

by ErikIsGay69426942 January 16, 2022

January 19

January 19 is the day that u hug yo white friend!!

O it’s January 19 let me go hug Timmy

by Idefk you stupid bitch January 18, 2022

January 11

The day a angel was born. He has amazing friends and a big massive cock. He also has people who envy him!

January 11 what a day to be born!

by Arandomguyisamongus January 20, 2022

January 2nd

January second is national compliment an elder day
If someone is over 60, tell them a compliment!

Kid: Hey Gram
Gma: Yes dear?
Kid: Nice hat, looks good on you
Gma: why is this the third time you've complimented me to day sonny?
Kid: Because its January 2nd!

by EddieBready December 17, 2021

January 4th

National kiss your crush day

"oh today's January 4th, guess I have to kiss my crush"

by user7635 December 22, 2021