Jose Pinetree is a human-being which acts and dresses like a leprechaun. They are usually a bit blind, and enjoy frittata.
by never gonna' give you up March 19, 2022
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His name was derived from the love he has from jose Mourinho
And prock was derived from his middle name peter, which means rock and added p to the front of rock making prock
That's how the name was made
Jose prock has other nice names
He has names like jose,thiago, Rodriguez etc
But he is mostly regarded or known as jose Santiago amando prock
Jose prock simply means greatness or Greatest
His name was derived from the love he has from jose Mourinho
And prock was derived from his middle name peter, which means rock and added p to the front of rock making prock
That's how the name was made
Jose prock has other nice names
He has names like jose,thiago, Rodriguez etc
But he is mostly regarded or known as jose Santiago amando prock
Jose prock simply means greatness or Greatest
by Jo da Silva March 23, 2022
Get the JOSE PROCK mug.A failed business proposal where customers get to pay to go on "cruises" which are driven by a man named Jose. These cruises allow the passengers to smoke as much weed as they want and venture to any place around the city that they desire.
Andy: Yo i just copped a zip, lets get a jose cruise and smoke the whole thing
Seth: dude are you fucking stupid? Thats going to cost us like $500 with gas being so expensive
Andy: Yeah your right. Who the fuck would pay for that?
Seth: dude are you fucking stupid? Thats going to cost us like $500 with gas being so expensive
Andy: Yeah your right. Who the fuck would pay for that?
by Whoopi/Hafner nems March 24, 2022
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by beastMCGZ March 28, 2022
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by very baller very anarchist November 14, 2021
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by quicknix November 19, 2021
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Jose is a person he’s so perfect and his name slips off the tounge with such grace I wish he knew how perfect he is.
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