Steptic-father

When servicing your septic.. and you retrieve the last cumwad deposit in the tank, introduce it while fingerblasting your next partner resulting a pregnancy.

Noun:

Steptic-Father

Her: "babe, I'm pregnant!"
You: "impossible, I'm sterile."

by TheDriverShotJFK August 15, 2021

Father Lettuce

Father Lettuce is the name of the man who fears no God

"Hey, have you seen Father Lettuce today?"
"Who tf-"

by RemyTheRat August 23, 2021

Father

Someone who went to get milk and never came back.

Mike: Yo Stanley, where's your dad?
Stanley: He went to get milk. He hasn't been back for the past 10 years.
Mike: OH! HE'S A FATHER!

by URBBY August 23, 2021

Father

The only man a little girl can trust.

Mother - Where is my daughter?
Father - I can't tell you. She trusts me. :)))))))

by fairyprincess August 26, 2021

Eskimo Father

One of your friends who has fucked your mother.

Hey Josh, I fucked your mom last night so from now on you can refer to me as Eskimo father.

by league fan August 29, 2013

Charlie Higson's Father's Payday

Charlie Higson's Father's Payday refers to a day in the future when it will probably rain. It is usually used pessimistically or sarcastically.

The phrase dates back to the early part of the 20th Century. It referred to a possibly apocryphal story. Each month, Charlie Higson's Father would have to go to collect his salary from his work. Grumbling, he would complain that because he had to go out to get his salary it would almost certainly rain.

People began to use the phrase colloquially when they pessimistically thought it was going to rain.

"Tuesday is going to be like Charlie Higson's Father's Payday"

by HeavierWeather October 3, 2013

just like his father

A complete piece of shit just like his low life dad was. Popping pills and beating girls. Smokin that blunt trying to fade his problems away. No job. No money. No where to live. Just bitches on the side. Shitty inspiration no motivation for college. You think music is your way out but you haven't moved 2 feet. You have to be on your feet to move first. Debt collection is on their way after that pos pfc who popped on a piss test and got the boot.

He is a piece of shit just like his father.

by JustSpeakingTheHonestTruth February 14, 2012