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Cleveland Squirter

A Cleveland Squirter is similar to the Cleveland Steamer, except in the previous 24hrs prior the the act you consume only liquids.
The Squirtie lies on their back as the Squirter assumes the necessary squatting position and proceeds to expel their bowel, while simultaneously flicking their fingers back in forth in a furious motion. Thus creating the Cleveland Squirter effect and showering the Squrtie in a brown rain, similar to standard Squirt just with shit.
by Slug1 April 18, 2021
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Cleveland Plumber

When you have sex with someone and acquire a poop noodle and your sex partner sucks it out of the tip of your penis
Dude this chick gave me a Cleveland Plumber last night!
by Beamdawg April 23, 2021
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Cleveland Z

A penis that bends twice, with the first bend being rightward, as viewed by the owner of the penis. (If the bend is to the left, the penis is referred to as a “Rhode Island Z”.)

Although certain diseases can create this outcome, the mostly likely cause is injury.
Bob’s had a Cleveland Z since he was a kid. He never should have stuck croquet balls in his underwear and gone prancing about the yard.
by Cleveland Zee May 4, 2021
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Cleveland Swirl

This act of intellect involves two people: the taker and receiver. The receiver lays flat with their stomach up. The giver squats over the receivers mouth, after this the giver proceeds to shit inside of the receivers mouth. Then the receiver then gurgles the shit until it becomes a mustard consistency. After this the receiver spits it out into the givers mouth then the receiver swallows it.
by GayMan24 September 23, 2024
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Cleveland Swinger

When you have a woman sit in a hammock with a hole cut into it and she defecates into you mouth. This move was pioneered by the late great John McAfee.
The best part of my trip to Belize was the Cleveland swinger the prostitute gave me.
by BenDover63 October 15, 2025
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