Butter Thumb

A flaccid, shriveled, post-coitus, penis and is still moist and shiny from the amalgam of sexual juices.

After Roger tapped his girlfriend during a lunch time quickie. Sonja went to the bathroom to wash up and grab a doddle rag to come back and wipe off Roger's Butter Thumb.

by Eaton Holgoode May 19, 2015

Butter cookie

Another term for "fuck"

" Oh butter cookie, I left my sock at home!"

by Butter bitch July 31, 2017

Butter the stick

Butter the stick, and act of doing something kind; doing something for someone else; being generous; doing something just to be nice and not asking something in return

I saw a dog at the shelter and decided to butter the stick, and adopt it; there was a homeless man on the road with his wife and I decided to butter the stick (give him money)

by Katy Barothness November 15, 2017

Booty Butter

A salted or unsalted stick of butter used to lube the asshole of an unsuspecting person, before anal penetration.

When Jimmy woke up this morning he was startled to find a disfigured stick of "Booty Butter" next to his bed. He could only cry, for he knew what had happened the night before.

by LemonadeRain January 13, 2017

butter puddle

The lower valley of a women's back. Preferably below a tramp stamp.

Jane didn't want a facial so I put it in her butter puddle

by brewdrewzoo September 27, 2013

hemorrhoid butter

A topical balm or cream applied to hemorroids. This comes in a tub, barrel, or convienent push pop anal applicator.

Hal hadn't been able to sit right for a week, until his proctologist prescribed him industrial strength Korean Black Market hemorrhoid butter.

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 2, 2004

doodoo butter

The mix of butt sweat and/or poo left over from wiping, anal seepage, after a hard days work.

Man, I had the runs at work today and it was so hot that now I have doodoo butter.

by Mr40oz October 24, 2008