boof

The act of inserting an object into the anus in order to hide or store it; typically drugs in order to avoid being caught.

Al Capone was said to have boofed many bottles of liquor in order to get those few extra bucks.
She so thicc she could prolly boof a watermelon!

by Gump II February 14, 2018

Boof

It's just boo and oof together, mostly said when something goes wrong or bad etc happens

Friend: hey look he almost busted his ass right now
Me: boof

by R29H21M45 December 1, 2019

Boof

to have sex / to fuck

He's wearing a flannel over a hoodie, joggers, timbs, and a beanie? I wanna boof him

by kams20 December 16, 2019

Boof

Either a big dog, or an affectionate name for a boyfriend whom you are not actually dating.

Did you seen Susan’s new Boof? He’s so fluffy; Did you see Susan’s new Boof? He’s so hot!

by wl/dv December 17, 2019

boof bong

A tool used for inserting intoxicants into the anus.
Most often used by closeted fraternity brothers.

C'mon pledge, lubricate that boof bong, so that we can get fucked up!

by Cosmo Landform December 31, 2019

boof

1.) some type of bullshit or something that the general population of teenagers dislike
2.) strong ass gas (weed)

principal: "someone told me that you were the one who painted the mushroom mural on the handicapped bathroom stall, and the collage you made for your art class resembles what was painted."
me: :lmao fuck off no proof, no boof"

by aamandakocsiss January 5, 2020

boof

the act of put an alcohol soaked tampon up your anus.

you wanna go to that wild boof party this weekend?

by yeetuskeetusselfdeletus January 9, 2020