Amish Drive By

When you're taking a shit and trying to concentrate but your cat keeps licking the door, making a sound you imagine is something else, something sinister and evil. Your shit taking becomes less peaceful and, perhaps, a source of profound shame.

"Thanks, fucking cat, for the Amish drive by.... Now I'll feel like I still have to shit for the rest of the day."

by Mars-El September 28, 2023

Watch This Drive

When, as a punishment, you take a bong, fill it with your alcohol of choice, take a hit of weed, and then drink the liquor.

"We will stop the terrorist killers!"
"Now watch this drive."

*down bong water*

by Ratticus_Finch July 17, 2022

driving lessons

It's like that thing where you, like, learn how to drive 'n' stuff, y'know ?

"I got driving lessons today"

by The one and only Soffa July 22, 2022

Drive by wedding

When a random ordained minister marries two unsuspecting intoxicated people at a bar and flees

I have to file for divorce because I've been a victim of another drive by wedding. I should stop going to the bar.

by Zynonn January 9, 2022

Drive-by Jacking

When your on base and a NCO drives by in their car and proceeds to Jack you up

I just got a Drive-by Jacking by the base RSM

by SgtTiss March 18, 2022

White drive by

The white version of a drive by, when your doing a drive by and the white guy hops out and shoots people instead of staying in car.

Michael: Ay yo I'm trying to do a drive by on hartlem, you and Cody up for it

Jordan: What the fuck you wanna do a white drive by
Michael: Yea sure why not
Cody dies because he got out the car during the drive by

by Mehemickael February 18, 2021

Spider Drive

Replaces your sex drive with your addiction to Spider-Man

Instead of masturbation like everyone else, im going to be Spider-Man, don't blame me it's my Spider Drive

by Spider-Verse King October 29, 2019