Gas Addict

A person who loves anything that has a motor and runs on gas.

My boyfriend is such a Gas Addict ! He is always watching motorsports on t.v. and wants to take me muddin' on the weekends. For his birthday I am going to buy him a Gas Addict t-shirt to make it official!

by Gas Addict #1 June 30, 2011

addiction to lurking

To repeatidly look someone or something up on a website, such as Facebook.

Frank: I saw you broke up with your boyfriend?
Jillian: How do you know about that?
Frank: Oh, I have an addiction to lurking you on Facebook
Jillian: That's pleasant

by fsunoles August 31, 2011

Convenience Store Addiction Syndrome

A form of mental retardation. A true sign someone gets off on wasting their time and money and a gas station in frivolous shit they do not need in the slightest.

Oh god here comes Karen, ready to blow 1/4 of her paycheck in one go on scratchers, cigarettes, overpriced alcohol and other senseless shit. She should go see a psychiatrist and see if she has Convenience Store Addiction Syndrome.

by Hadurrrhurr November 24, 2021

Sex addicted jamesy jerking off to crap

my theory is that (ANALOG HORROR CREATOR) isn't working on (ANALOG HORROR) because (SEXUAL REASON)!!! surely this wont make every (ANALOG HORROR) fan uncomfortable!
(makes every (ANALOG HORROR) fan uncomfortable)
GRR... HOW DARE THESE PEOPLE GET UNCOMFORTABLE BECAUSE I SEXUALIZE (ANALOG HORROR CREATOR) FOR NOT WORKING ON (ANALOG HORROR)!!!!
I CAN'T BELIEVE NOBODY WILL LET ME SEXUALIZE MINORS!!! HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO REACT!!!

Sex addicted jamesy jerking off to crap is WEIRD!!!

by 1willwoodfan0 May 29, 2023

baby platypus addiction

im right there is such a thing mwa hahahahahahaha

defined as ones addiction to baby platypus

used as "i have a baby platypus addiction

by SMart@ss101 May 30, 2023

addiction

addiction is something you love and want all the time like me i always want monster and food

for example addiction is something someone is heavily wanting all the time all day every year every second of their tiny silly life "im addicted to monster because i drink 16 a day"

by sejin_ June 4, 2023

Device Addiction

Captured devotion resulting from a lack of vision and values – if unaddressed will likely cause the collapse of purpose/meaning within the ostensible captive.

Once she determined her core competencies and decided on a vision for the future, her Device Addictions had no more power over her.

by Hermathecles March 29, 2023