Weird as a monkey's beard

When something is just too weird, and the only way to describe it is that of a beard attached to a monkeys face.

Can you believe Shangela eats sofa cushions on the reg? That's weird as a monkey's beard!

by Dr. Hand May 22, 2024

Barrel of monkeys ten

Used to reference a number containing a seven(7), most commonly used for the number seventeen(17).

“I think Barrel of monkeys ten is very confusing and ambiguous”

by I’m not Kiki May 22, 2024

monkey covering eyes emoji

some apple dude said it and now i cant stop

monkey covering eyes emoji, thanks

by anonymous May 22, 2024

Peanut Butter Monkey Tail

A result of anal sex resulting in a male member becoming slathered in feces.

That bitch is dirty, if you fuck her don’t do anal you will end up with a peanut butter monkey tail.

by LilXangie May 22, 2024

Peanut Butter Monkey Tail

A result of anal sex in which a male penis becomes slathered in feces.

That bitch is nasty, if you fuck her don’t do anal you’ll end up with a peanut butter monkey tail.

by LilXangie May 22, 2024

Monkey Wrenched

The act of pooping in your hand and throwing it at someone.

Man, I walked into a patients room this morning and was monkey wrenched as soon as I opened the door.

by #1SMTX May 23, 2024

Red Grass Monkey

A red cow that is born and lives on a farm.

"Don't have anymore red grass monkeys"

by cowsaredope May 24, 2024