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penis

a small, unopposable eleventh finger that protrudes from in between the legs of male humans and mammals.
by Nota qt December 1, 2021
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Party Hat Penis

Displaying excitement regardless of personal feelings. Based off the concept of wearing a party hat around your waist and over your crotch as a comical and fallic accessory.
I’m gonna have to be a real party hat penis tonight - I got no sleep yesterday.
by Goombi Mcbumberson December 4, 2021
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Penis's Revenge

When you ignore your penis, don't fap for a long time, it gets angry and cums in sleeps, also known as wet dream.
Jack: Aww man!
Bob: What??
Jack: I was sleeping in bed, having a dream about the autistic kid at our school making a fool of himself. And suddenly I felt a warm n' wet sensation on my crotch. When I opened my pants, there was fucking CUM everywhere and my dick was pumping out jizz everywhere. FUCK!!!!
Bob: Just another Penis's Revenge.
by Fucknutter The 69420th December 6, 2021
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nigga penis lol

usually said by teens who find it funny to make fun of the african american race
Josh: my mom just died in the hospital!

Brad: haha nigga penis lol
by witans February 9, 2024
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Liquide de la penis

Piss, can also be sperm/cum/creme de la penis
There's liquide de la penis in my soup!! GET HELP BI-
by LLCCH February 15, 2024
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N-word penis

When someone is being annoying or is black and looks like a penis
Damn that black girl is a n-word penis
by Will Johnson February 17, 2024
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