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Woman one: WTF girl why do you drink so much beer?
Woman 2: because I'm in labor.
Woman one: girl why?!
Woman 2: because my baby is an alcoholic.
Woman one: :0
by dude stan September 6, 2022
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Abbreviation for the last three days in a workweek: Wednesday (W), Tuesday (T), Friday (F).
I'm busy all MT, but we could schedule an afternoon meeting on WTF.
by p3ps1m4n April 24, 2022
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Something you say when you want to sound like your actually surprised.
WTF that person is eating ketchup, with a banana (but secretly you do it too).
by #Whatdoyoumeani'm_crazy May 12, 2022
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Something you say so you sound surprised even though you are actually saying that's so cool.
WTF that person is eating ketchup with a banana (even though you secretly do the same thing).
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T-the
F-fuck I’m not on a date with Timmy Chalamet?
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by Melina.chalamet November 27, 2022
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by coveted seed September 14, 2022
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1- What The Fuck, A phrase that is used when a person is shocked.

2- Where's The Fish, When somebody can't find the fish they are gonna eat for lunch.

3- Why To Fellas?, People over 10+ who get abused
1- WTF?!, He did 3 goals in the first time!

2- Son: Mom, Can we eat fish for lunch today?
Mom: Sure! Prepare it.
Son: Mom, Wtf?

Mom: It's at the freezer.

3- They keep slapping the kid.. Wtf?
by Mangodgo September 18, 2022
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