Kracken Snatch

The hairy festival hoe who looks like a 12 year old boy and screws poor suckers for money and coke

Kracken Snatch hasn't washed her gash in so long the cum stains are screaming for release

by Maxhellimus June 25, 2018

Snatch wizard

A gynecologist

I need to do see the snatch wizard for my yearly exam.

by Mean streets Malone February 19, 2019

Snatch Cricket

The small pieces of toilet paper left behind after a woman wipes her snatch after going to the batheroom

I went down on her and she had snatch crickets!

by D's Girl September 20, 2018

Banana Snatch

A term that is commonly used in Zoo's to describe a primate grabbing a banana out of a tree.

The gorilla is about to banana snatch.

by Dr Alexander May 15, 2018

snatch cactus

Went your cunt is so dry a little cactus pops up in the corner to provide satisfaction

She was such a miserable bitch until she finally grew her very own snatch cactus and finally got a moment of satisfaction.

by Reithrese May 22, 2018

Wookie snatch

Wookie snatch: a hairy, large woman’s typically unfresh and unkept vagina.

I’m guessing he isn’t sticking it anywhere fresh; last I heard, Its hole of choice was Wookie Snatch.

by GggggggDdddd May 25, 2018

Snatch Hatch

The act of sealing the vaginal opening with duct tape after insemination so as to prevent the loss of sperm when attempting pregnancy.

Once all the seamen were in boat, Jody closed the Snatch Hatch and her lips were sealed.

by Jody South November 1, 2023