The act of committing a crime knowing full well you are in the wrong however, doing so regardless because of your addiction to committing said crime but eventually, when you are caught for the aforementioned crime you attempt to disparage the crime which leads to you believing the crime was justified despite formally understanding that that was not the case.
Adrian tried to disparage the acts committed against his Brazilian friend despite knowing that his actions were iniquitous; It seems he is trapped in the Lawrencian Paradox
by Adrian Lion March 20, 2024
Get the Lawrencian Paradox mug.When women who want men with no bitches inadvertently gives him bitches, therefore making him no longer a man who has no bitches.
Guy 1: Did you hear about Lisa? She apparently wants to date Nick cause he has no bitches.
Guy 2: Wouldn't that mean Nick would have bitches then?
Guy 1: Yeah, they must not know about the No Bitches Paradox.
Guy 2: Wouldn't that mean Nick would have bitches then?
Guy 1: Yeah, they must not know about the No Bitches Paradox.
by [._.] July 13, 2022
Get the No Bitches Paradox mug.The russel paradox: a phenomenon in which anyone or most of everyone has a severe lack and no chance of being able to obtain or “pull” bitches and will never touch or meet a woman in their life.
by mc.stilts July 17, 2022
Get the Russel paradox mug.When something shitty happens literally 2 days after something great happens. This can encompass anything really, and it’s strange how it happens so much.
Bruh, I had a great day with my gf on the 26th, but then she dumped me on the 28th because the entire relationship was the result of a fucking bet from her friends. The 2 Day Paradox is in effect huh?
by Keklord Supreme July 20, 2022
Get the The 2 Day Paradox mug.As a noun, it defines a contradictory situation. A situation that, theoretically, shouldn't exist. But it does.
As an adjective, it defines a person who can be both sides of a coin. Who can do all the things that are contradictory to each other in nature.
As an adjective, it defines a person who can be both sides of a coin. Who can do all the things that are contradictory to each other in nature.
The duality of man is to both protect and predate, to protect and pursue, to pursue what he wants, and protect what he loves, he is both light and dark, good and evil, each side a necessity, accorded its proper place.
He is thus contradictory, a stable paradox - the patriarch.
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He is thus contradictory, a stable paradox - the patriarch.
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by OptimusPrime239 July 21, 2022
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“It’s an Elton John song, of course it does! You’ve never heard of the ‘Crocodile Rock Paradox’?”
“It’s an Elton John song, of course it does! You’ve never heard of the ‘Crocodile Rock Paradox’?”
by Matty Booboo July 24, 2022
Get the Crocodile Rock Paradox mug.A phenomenon in where one song on an album feels out of place due to it not matching any other song on the album, comparable to the track Sincerely Me from the Dear Evan Hansen movie, which is an odd Black Comedy song on an otherwise mostly sincere and heartfelt soundtrack.
Tim: ever notice how I'm Gonna Win by Rob Cantor is weirdly different to all the other songs on his Not a Trampoline album?
Jon: Tim what the fuck are you on about
Tim: It's a total Sincerely Me Paradox
Jon: bother someone else
Jon: Tim what the fuck are you on about
Tim: It's a total Sincerely Me Paradox
Jon: bother someone else
by GrandmasToering February 22, 2022
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