Paper Shredder

Its a blowjob where the giver has braces so the penis gets shredded.

Guy with braces: Hey how bout I give you a blow job...
Other Guy: YESSS!!! Classic Paper Shredder

Guy: Want to take the next step
Girl with braces: Ok I'll Give you a paper shredder ;)

by Sage Johnson April 1, 2021

paper shop

n. Brit. mostly Northern. Newsagent/News-seller. usually sells greeting cards, stationery, tobacco, chocolate bars, cold drinks, basic provisions. Typified by owner-management and long opening hours.

Go to the paper shop and get some fags and crisps

by David Atherton July 4, 2004

Paper II

Paper II is the best character in all of inanimate insanity. He is an A4 sheet of loose-leaf paper who is clearly gay.

Person 1: Hey, who's your favorite inanimate insanity character?
Person 2: Oh, its Paper ii!

by Smelly Juice the Juice April 7, 2023

Paper irish

Paper irish: Americans who are genetically irish but are scoffed at by the REAL irish. That is, they are irish only according to 23 and me.

If you are a yank and you may have irish descent but you think "too-ra-loo-ra" is an Irish lullaby, and you get drunk on green beer on st. Patrick's day, you're just "paper irish."

by higmaster flash April 27, 2023

Poverty paper

1-ply toilet paper. Tends to disintegrate on contact with any moisture whatsoever.

"Can we stop buying poverty paper now that we both got promoted?? We can afford the extra $3 every few months. I want that bougie shit. 3-ply minimum."

by 193856288572 July 27, 2022

Brown Paper

Cockney rhyming slang for ‘caper’.

As in “what’s your brown paper?” Or what’s your game? (What are you up to?). Heard as far back as 1978, possibly earlier.

by Canny linguist February 23, 2022

Wall Paper

When a guy cums on a girl and then throws money so it sticks to her.

A: Dude, i totally wall papered this girl last night
B: No way, how much did you spend
A: I stuck a five to her forehead and a one to her cheek.

by Foolishmrtl May 22, 2011