Circuit-jammed

When a human being or other intelligent entity encounters anything, usually idiocy of some sort, of such qualities and proportions that they are unable to make the least passing sense of it, leaving them in a state of internal cognitive conflict such that they find themselves dead in the waters of the intellect.

The speakers words left her in a state of circuit-jammed paralysis.

by osan January 9, 2020

Bagel with Jam

A tasty snack that belongs together.

Friend: I’m hungry
Me: Well have a bagel with jam
Friend: But that sounds gross...
Me: Try it.
Friend: ...Woah

by 2)/!8173$29-8 February 27, 2020

Bollock Jam

The sweaty build up around your balls.

"Hey man, have you had a long work out?"
"Yeah, I've got enough Bollock Jam to cover my toast"

by Wolfish September 27, 2012

Spamming Jams

You spam jams when you send all your Facebook friends the same youtube video of a new awesome song you found. Or when you're trying to flex your music knowledge.

Man I could spam jams for hours, got so much music to show this chick.

I've been spamming jams for hours, can't stop finding new shit!

by jamspammer August 26, 2013

Jam Pocket

A pocket placed at around boob level that is conveniently sized to fit the little jam containers at restaurants.

Will you settle for a jam pocket?

by Gracieee:D February 28, 2011

Arse Jam

The build up of faecal matter and sweat that collects within ones arse cheeks particularly during hot weather or prolonged exposure to leather furniture and PS3 marathons.

Greg – “Seriously Phil, were going to have to pause this awesome game of ‘Call of Duty, Black Ops’”

Phil – “...the fuck dude! We’re just getting to the end of Nuke Town...”

Greg – “I know, sorry buddy, I gotta sort something out...”

Phil – “Oh right, you need a shit”

Greg – “Nah... it's just that i’ve been sitting here for 11 hours now and i’ve got serious arse jam”

by tincopper March 1, 2011

Yesterday's Jam

A term used to describe people who are ignored and forgotten right after they are no longer needed.

Moss: They toss us away like Yesterday's Jam!

Roy: Yes! Yesterday's Jam! That is what we are to them! Actually, you know what that doesn't really work as a thing because jam lasts for ages.

by BrompusWompus May 3, 2023