Broken Wheels

Someone who is just absolutely terrible at wheeling, somehow they usually still get hot girls with just the worst pick-up lines and topics of conversation - 99.99 % of the time the girls they pick up are pants-on-head retarded though

Just listen to what Jordan is saying to Amanda, wtf .. his broken wheels make it such a painful conversation and I bet he is going to hookup with her at a party this weekend

by LessOffensive March 14, 2011

broken pecker

When the little general continually rises to attention and directs you to only the worst women (or men if you're gay) on the planet, while ignoring the ones who would make good life partners.

Check out that psycho bunny he's got this time, he needs to stop taking direction from a broken pecker.

by izzafartsmeller August 17, 2011

bowl-broken

toilet-trained.

The dog is bowl-broken and so does not litter here and there.

by uttam maharjan September 21, 2011

Made of art and broken glass

Camille

"she's made of art and broken glass"

by Aw_k_ward November 20, 2018

Made of art and broken glass

Someone who eats a LOT of chocolate croissants.

"She's made of art and broken glass"

by Aw_k_ward November 20, 2018

Broken Wrist

Bitchs fappin to bob the builder fuckin ass dam son like shit bitch like luigi looks better like shit or how about peter pan from Peter Pan and the Pirates shit

Dude, look at Tom. Lul hoe got a fuckin cast on his Broken Wrist

by ChefPardiniRostinYourAssBitLul November 24, 2018

Broken Chimney

When you cock slap a woman in the windpipe.

Man 1: "dude why is alyssa so quiet today?"
Man 2: "I gave her a broken chimney"

by Styrea October 18, 2018