Jank blanket

A blanket used primarily for discreetly hiding your body as you jank the paddle. Usually covered in spunk.

That used to be my favorite quilt from Nana, but you give it to cousin Johnny and it immediately becomes a Jank blanket.

by GlibJester July 28, 2018

blanket rack

A girl that’s always cold .. you know she sitting there cold as fuck that is not participating in the conversation

Why are you always a blanket rack

by Jlo2 August 25, 2018

kentucky blanket

A shot of bourbon, that will keep you warm on the inside

Man it’s cold outside, I need a little Kentucky blanket

by Steele Shields January 24, 2019

Semen Blanket

When a man ejaculates so hard he completely misses his partner and some of the semen lands on the girls blanket.

“I was gonna cum on my girls face, but I went a bit too hard and accidentally gave her a Semen Blanket”

by Garrett Wick September 8, 2018

nose blanket

When one pulls ones scrotum flap over the nose of there partner.

Guy : "I was gonna tea bah jill last but she opted for a nose blanket!"

Guy2 : "I love putting my ballsack over womans noses!"

by Shrub shaver September 13, 2018

wet blanket

a British slur for a gay person.

"look at them, bunch of wet blankets"

by YahNAANA July 23, 2019

Wet Blanket

Jayden Ward

What an absolute bummer, wet blanket of a dude.

by Haedder July 25, 2019