breakfast board

fat rack of lines when you wake up or at the break of dawn.
drugs to start off your day

jimmy: wouldn't mind a breakfast board in a few.
damo: exactly what i was thinking, et's start the day off with a few phat lines jimmy
jimmy: glad you agree, never bitch the sesh
damo: got the dealos number?

by homestew December 21, 2016

Blow board

Something to snort lines of coke off of

Guy: I want to use you as my blow board for the night
Girl: Blow board?
Guy: Yeah! Like.. a blow board to do coke off of

by Droppedmycroissant July 6, 2019

dart board

when you’re in bed with a woman and she starts spinning on your penis, indicating you hit the target so this is often referred to as the dart board

dude she pulled the old dart board on me last night

by mcfister55 November 19, 2019

The Board Munchies

The feeling when you want to eat but you are not hungry.

I must not succumb to "The Board Munchies".

by RobbyRad June 5, 2019

Board

A flat chested girl.

That girl is the flattest board I’ve ever seen

by Keechrmre June 4, 2018

National Key Board Day

This day is on april 17th, Its the day where you are allowed to shove a keyboard up your ass or vagina

“Yo tyler, Its National Key Board Day, Imma shove my keyboard up my ass tonight”

by Poopslaafjeroen123 April 17, 2020

Chinese Surf Board

Grabbing someone by the feet while on their back and ramming your foot into their crotch.

I grabbed him by the feet and rode him like a Chinese Surf Board!

by ShortMort April 24, 2020