kong ping video

the only place left for hentai. weird asian porn.

person 1: "fuck mate, did ya see that kong ping video, had a bit of a good time with the dog cunt"
teacher: "what the fuck is kong ping"

by XXBUBBAGONRUNYAOVER69XD November 2, 2020

viridesCO VIDeo

- Latin for "I see I become green," which bears an unfortunate relation to dying of COVID-19.

Praeses mea, placet auxilium, cogito viridesco video. (My President, please help, I think I'm turning green.)

by dissedurban October 7, 2020

video reluctance

The overwhelming fear of being recorded live on camera because the thought of mass amounts of people publicly viewing you on the internet is too overwhelming to handle.

When our Video Team comes into businesses to film staff at work, people scatter like roaches due to Video Reluctance.

by TeamVaetas April 6, 2017

Video Chug

Also known as a VC for short, a Video Chug is the act of congregating with your friends via video chat to pound beers when you cannot see each other in person. A video chug is initiated once everyone in the group has their beer ready(or at least most people), at that point, the person who called for the video chug gives an audible countdown and chugging commences.

Just bought a 48-pack, who's ready for a video chug?

by VCArbok May 8, 2017

inflight video

A video (normally captured on a mobile phone) of one or more people doing something forbidden or disgusting in an airplane toilet. This term usually suggests something more than 'the mile-high club' and often involves close-ups of faeces or ejaculate being sucked away by the powerful vacuum of the airplane toilet bowl. The 'build-up' to said acts may or may not be recorded.

"Yo Blair! Wanna see my inflight videos from Airforce One?"

by ChadKroeger September 3, 2017

JO Video

A video sent to an unsuspecting woman of a man jerking off. Most times after he tells a bad joke.

JJ: OMG! Eric just sent me a JO Video.

Felix: Let me watch!

by Mck319 November 1, 2017

pet rock video

A video upload which contains no useful information, political, technical,
scientific or otherwise important new product caveat updates.
An absolutely boring video.
A video which contains near exact themes in relation to innumerable others.

I saw another pet rock video today of a cute chick on her second day of
distilled water fasting.

by 10isC November 21, 2017