Jezzy tart

A jezzy tart is one who failed all their GCSEs , wears little to no clothes and has a distinct fishy odour.

When you’re having no luck on a night out you may resort to a jezzy tart to satisfy your needs and ensure you don’t go home ‘empty handed’
Often hang around pubs for free drinks and drunken men who will drop to their jezzy level.

Ayup Mickey there’s a proper jezzy tart over there mate you’re bound to pull

by Mickey gamer 123 December 21, 2025

Old tart

And old tart is essentially a GILF who is sexually active. The phrase old tart especially applies to grannies who are willing to have sex with men much younger than them.

It is very kinky to get sucked off by a nice old tart!

by Bill Beef February 16, 2025

A pop tart

Another word for a person who has a mental illness or is..just special.

He’s is not retarded, he is a pop tart.

by Evilwevil04 March 5, 2025

tart

A word for a girl/women who gets large amounts of dick and is a bit of a slag.
Shes still saucy.

HARRISON SULLIVAN MADE THIS WORD NOT JOE WELLER FUCK OFF JOE WELLER FANS

'yo that girl was i dropped game on is a proper tart.'

by omtikkytokky March 23, 2025

tart liability

What da hissy-fit-and-beheading-order-prone Queen of Hearts was trying to claim dat da Knave of Hearts had, since his absconding with da royal pastries had supposedly caused her such tremendous emotional distress.

Since da Knave of Hearts had apparently returned da "sweet treats" dat he'd previously taken (Alice sees them on the courtroom table), would his tart liability have been erased?

by QuacksO March 23, 2025

Fudge Sundae Pop Tart

Basically heaven in your mouth and not anything sexual. Fudge sundae pop tarts taste lit.

Fun fact: A Fudge Sundae Pop Tart is 9% of your daily calorie intake.

Person 1: I just had a fudge sundae pop tart!
Person 2: Can I have one?

Person 1: go away

by russian cat. June 28, 2023

Melon tart

melon tart means someone whos a melon and a tart at the same time

that girl is such a melon tart

by Lolace March 2, 2023