stephen is a big boi with a huge two-sided belly, but very hot. he eats buckets of curry in his free time and his stream goes backward. you can usually find him under a muscular shrek's bed
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by dundunbumbum January 29, 2024
Get the stephen mug.When a man/woman is below the age of 25 and is introduced to a man in his late 40's who owns a Land Rover. The late 40's year old then places the 25 or below year old into the back of his Landy, where they are then kept from daylight permanently.
"How old are you?"
"25."
"Be careful around that old geezer, you'll end up getting a Filthy Stephen."
"25."
"Be careful around that old geezer, you'll end up getting a Filthy Stephen."
by JeanClaude24 January 31, 2024
Get the Filthy Stephen mug.Stephen is apparently, in his own words, a loser.
He will pretend to care about someone only to suddenly go cold on them for no discernible reason, and discard them without warning.
Instead of explaining his feelings or sympathising with those of the other person, he will simply blame anyone but himself and then treat you like he actually hates you, suggesting that everything prior wasn't even real and was just an act.
Stephen is a good reminder of why I don't trust men and consider most of them to be pretty shallow and mean. Sadly, most of the good memories I have of him are now overclouded by feelings of hurt and loss.
Stephen, I'm sorry you felt you had to avoid me. I would have been happy staying friends but it seems you have moved somewhere else or vanished off the face of the earth or something.
Your friendship meant as much to me as anything else would have and I was lonely and depressed for months afterwards because you weren't there anymore.
I even started hallucinating a few men I'm pretty sure were not real. And one of them doesn't disappear or is there very often, which is very annoying because he is really annoying.
I would much rather see you than these weird-ass, annoying hallucinations that have apparently taken your place.
You may never see this, of course, and that's okay. I will probably eventually delete it, anyway.
I am doing my best to move on but the hallucination that's like a really jackass version of you sure isn't helping with that.
He will pretend to care about someone only to suddenly go cold on them for no discernible reason, and discard them without warning.
Instead of explaining his feelings or sympathising with those of the other person, he will simply blame anyone but himself and then treat you like he actually hates you, suggesting that everything prior wasn't even real and was just an act.
Stephen is a good reminder of why I don't trust men and consider most of them to be pretty shallow and mean. Sadly, most of the good memories I have of him are now overclouded by feelings of hurt and loss.
Stephen, I'm sorry you felt you had to avoid me. I would have been happy staying friends but it seems you have moved somewhere else or vanished off the face of the earth or something.
Your friendship meant as much to me as anything else would have and I was lonely and depressed for months afterwards because you weren't there anymore.
I even started hallucinating a few men I'm pretty sure were not real. And one of them doesn't disappear or is there very often, which is very annoying because he is really annoying.
I would much rather see you than these weird-ass, annoying hallucinations that have apparently taken your place.
You may never see this, of course, and that's okay. I will probably eventually delete it, anyway.
I am doing my best to move on but the hallucination that's like a really jackass version of you sure isn't helping with that.
I really liked Stephen, who gave warmth to my icy, robotic heart; but then he broke it and that really hurt my feelings.
by Abby0190 October 22, 2023
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Stephen is MY BROTHER
by Steven Sister October 31, 2023
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Wow Stephen is a complete asshole
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