spanking the wrong oval

1) Wank for 10minutes

2) Get Drunk

3) Have a One night stand
4) Get kicked out your house by your wife

5) Repeat This over and over again

i was spanking the wrong oval for 2 weeks

by Real Wanker 010101011 November 25, 2016

spank a peach

when u cum in a niggas booty hole
spank it with a latex cloth
can only be used in december

i hate tori so much i wanna spank a peach
-Riley

by whereismytoothbrush December 14, 2016

spank quest

When you are masturbating while searching the web for something to peak your arousal.

#spank #quest #masturbation

I went on a full blown spank quest last night

by Madigan90 December 21, 2016

Spank the monkey

Another word for jerk off and wack it

Man 1: Just spank the monkey man you will fill better

by SmartName December 6, 2018

barber spank

Spanking the monkey underneath the barber's cape.

Gina's titty rub against my shoulder while getting my fade. Had to unzip and low-key barber spank.

by ChillyFishH20 August 19, 2017

Big donkey spank

A funny nickname for a clumsy, studdering obese guy, similar to Don Vito of Viva la bam. gets worked up over nothing and also may shit themselves and fart frequently.

you can also mix it up a bit, example:
Big bubba spank
Big donkey push
Big donkey bang
Big poppa smash
Big bada boom

smells like shit in here, Big donkey spank must have been here, he started studdering and cursing when I tried to call him out on it.

by pctv guy October 9, 2018

Spank in the tank

To masterbate in a public restroom by spanking one's member on the bathroom fixtures.

I just had a great spank in the tank !

by Wicksters October 12, 2018