The best man you’ve ever had a crush on. You’ve hit the jackpot. But still, be ready for a slight heartbreak.
by Kim?? December 2, 2022
Get the Shane mug.Shane Diesel is the stage name for Saul Seward Armstrong, an African-American pornographic film actor. He is best known for his career in the professional adult film industry, starring in films produced by companies such as DogFart Network and Digital Sin. The overwhelming majority of his filmography features interracial sex, often crossing over into the niche cuckolding genre, which is often considered his most famous and iconic work.
In addition to professional films, Diesel also runs an OnlyFans account where he posts even more content in a subscription based service. He also has a reputation for being willing to personally cuckold men willing to pay with money.
In addition to professional films, Diesel also runs an OnlyFans account where he posts even more content in a subscription based service. He also has a reputation for being willing to personally cuckold men willing to pay with money.
Friend 1: I spoke with the doctor yesterday. It turns out my wife got pregnant with triplets after I paid Shane Diesel to destroy her pussy last night.
Friend 2: *Becomes drenched in anxious sweat and gets very visible boner*
Do you still have Shane's phone number!? I need to set up an appointment!
Friend 2: *Becomes drenched in anxious sweat and gets very visible boner*
Do you still have Shane's phone number!? I need to set up an appointment!
by NTR-Enjoyer December 13, 2022
Get the Shane Diesel mug.When a seemingly ordinary situation or positive situation takes an immediate downturn, but is not surprising because it happens so often.
John owes 500 dollars on his rent by Friday with no money to pay it now, and just won 500 dollars on a lottery ticket. When going to claim the winnings the system that confirms the winning ticket is down until Monday. In this scenario John feels he got Shaned.
by Raziel5434 January 13, 2023
Get the Shaned mug.by Sassy The Fucking Sasquatch October 16, 2019
Get the Shane oraz mug.Shane is the god of the death, He controls nothing but annoys older people. Shane is another word for legend, idiot and depression.
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Get the Shane mug.by BigDShane November 22, 2021
Get the Shane mug.Its the term for when an Alex and a Shane love each other but are both to scared to say anything to each other.
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