Sebastian

The sexiest man alive, has massive muscles and is a total lady pleaser who can satisfy all women especially that Sebastian Parfitt guy who’s snapchat is SebParf2003 and Instagram is SebParfitt

Girl 1: I think I’m going to pass out I just saw the sexiest person ever and had multiple orgasms by looking at him
Girl 2: Oh that must have been Sebastian

by Spoodermaan69420 November 23, 2021

Sebastian

The biggest Fboy in high school. He thinks he is so cool and have the biggest Ego. Though once you get to know a Sebastian they aren't to bad.

Have you heard Sebastian is one the football team?

by James widdick November 23, 2021

Sebastian

Someone who fusks mice, owls and mealworms

1:"Why is he eating Morten Mealworm?"
2:"Idk. His name is probably sebastian

by HEjEHj November 23, 2021

Johann Sebastian Bach And Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Johann Sebastian Bach And Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi: The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

Johann Sebastian Bach & Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Johann Sebastian Bach & Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi: The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

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by InterpersonalCommunication February 17, 2025

Sebastian Solace

A 10’6 fish man who is the only reason most Pressure players actually play the game, even though he’s actually a real dick. (It’s okay that he’s mean, he has loads of sad lore :3)

Girl: Sebastian Solace is so pookie though!

Guy: Right? So baby girl!

by tomura.x March 3, 2025