Schrodinger's Sammy

A paradox of quantum superposition.

The peculiar rules of quantum theory means that Sammy both loves H and is still thinking about it at the same time.

Sammy: I love you, but I'm still thinking about it.
H: That's even worse than Schrodinger's cat, that's Schrodinger's Sammy

by h06i10 January 8, 2023

Tranny Granny Sammy

A trans grandmother who's named Sammy

Damn Tranny Granny Sammy is sucking my dick after butt sex!

by Kiddes123 January 11, 2023

Sammy

The bestest person to ever exist

“Sammy is awsome nabbit”

by Esmussysp4mz September 3, 2023

Sammi pope

Someone who loves women who is from Africa. And has retardism

“ Sammi pope failed math”

by Dickieflaie566 September 7, 2023

Sammy

Sammy, a great boyfriend and best friend to ever have, always has your back 24/7, funny, kind, trustful. And pretty. Has a grate personality. I trust him with my whole life and heart, and will always be here for you. We love Sammy, he will NEVER fail to put a smile on your face. He's the best.

Person: omg! Have you seen Sammy recently?

Other person: oh yeah! He's been know as the best friend and boyfriend!

by wellthanksian November 25, 2021

angry sammy

When someone ships while you are ass fucking them.

I was fucking her in the ass and she did an angry Sammy.

by Slammin Sammy from the NW November 25, 2021

Sammy

VERY VERY Sweet... They are the literal most boring person person ever... They also eat cat hair and lint for breakfast never ask Sammy to barrow her conditioner she will literally chug the bottle so you won't get to use it ... Ps. They suck

Sammy that freakin #!$#*.

by Misss DIRTY DAN November 27, 2021