by Nice Ice April 12, 2012
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Just listen to what Jordan is saying to Amanda, wtf .. his broken wheels make it such a painful conversation and I bet he is going to hookup with her at a party this weekend
by LessOffensive March 14, 2011
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Check out that psycho bunny he's got this time, he needs to stop taking direction from a broken pecker.
by izzafartsmeller August 17, 2011
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by uttam maharjan September 21, 2011
Get the bowl-broken mug.A sad political conspiracy theorist, useful idiot who repeats and believes any ludicrous nonsense or talking point posted by their political tribe. They think theyre thinking for themselves but obviously can't bc anyone with two braincells sees through the bullshit, but they cant let it go they have to believe cause theyre broken.
He's a broken, he believes JFK will return on Saturday at Daley Plaza bc some MAGA idiot posted it on twitter
by Bokobouy June 18, 2023
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by HuntertheHoep June 22, 2023
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