Turkish Nap

Sleeping while working from home.

“I take a Turkish nap about 3pm between zoom meetings.”

by IIlIlIIIlIIl January 14, 2022

Icon nap

When you go to take a nap (usually after school) that’s supposed to be an 1hour-1hr 30min but you ended taking a nap that last anywhere between 5-8 hours, usually waking up the next morning at like 2AM

Can also be referred to as a persons iconic nap

I promised Aaron that I would call him after school but I took an Icon nap instead

We were waiting for Kaylee to text us but she didn’t saying anything until 1 in the morning! She must’ve been taking one of her Iconic naps

by Montgomery Cockthruster May 17, 2022

Funky Nap

When you eat seafood + dairy followed by anal sex on an air mattress.

Mark: wow, those clams with cream sauce were really fantastic

Brenda: I’m sorry I farted after anal sex, I think the seafood, dairy, and air mattress really worked me up into a frenzy.

Mark: wow, that was a pretty funky nap.

by Legsforgays March 11, 2022

Woke-nap

A) When you take a nap and wake up woke in Elmo's world, b) the time you spend in such a warped reality

Going schlüffen? Be careful not to fall into the woke-nap trap. Woketopia will soon implode.

by Sexydimma March 18, 2022

Mash Nap

Where on masturbates then naps immediately after.

Alex took herself to her bedroom for a quick mash nap.

by Somewhere soon March 27, 2022

Naked Nap

The art of cuddling after a hours of fucking with your significant other.
Naked nap doesn't required to be fully naked but it's better that way.... or just underwear
Sleeping isn't a requirement but a bonus.
Naked nap can be side by side or on top or intertwined legs.

Sorry I didn't answer your text for hours... I was in the middle of a naked nap with Dave.

by Alimadicharli April 2, 2022

jack nap

A napkin one uses to clean up with after jacking off.

Dude throw away your nasty "jack nap"

by KennyPayne November 28, 2020