Bird Month

One of the units used to measure time at Bird HQ. Usually used by Bird employees to distinguish from "Real Time" or "The Calendar" which is the common unit of measuring time outside of Bird HQ. * Second most common is dog years.*

"Wow! I can't believe I've been here for a whole week already!" -New employee
" Dude, thats a whole Bird Month!" - Not so new employee

by liquid golden fire water June 21, 2018

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National Xt month

A month where love and positivity we'll be spreaded around and to carry on the legacy Xxxtentacion wanted to put out

It is almost National Xt month what are we gonna do?❤

by topimpin June 23, 2018

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6 month eve

the act of participating in a foursome with your partner and two close friends the day before your 6 month anniversary

Pam: Hey Jim, how was your 6 month anniversary ?
Jim: It was great, but i enjoyed my 6 month eve much better, i can’t wait to have another foursome in 6 months you should join !

by daddybear456 February 8, 2019

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Dog month

Approx a 4-day length span of time where you meet a chick on Tinder and (more or less) fall madly in love with her. To sound less crazy, you start using a dog-years conversion (1yr = 7 dog yr) to make yourself feel ok about knowing this girl less than a week.

Bro, she’s the one. I’ve only known her about a dog month, but we’ve got a crazy connection.

Dog month? How long is that? A week?

Approximately 4 days and 3 hours..

by MC Chuck Chorus July 3, 2019

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National pass month

National pass month begins November first, for the whole month you will have every single pass. You can do anything you want all month. From slapping ass to punching a bitch in the face.

Guy*slaps girls ass*

Girl “why the duck did you do that?

Guy “it’s national pass month
Girl “oh ok”

by Yo moms a hoe November 5, 2019

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