PORNIC mass

a mass found in pornic, France where every participant cums into a chalice and the pope drinks it for Jesus Christ. The bloodier the cum, the better. Every participant follows the cummy bible, the only holy bible made from the dried cum of Jesus Christ thousands of years prior. If people to not accept their daily cum injection, they will be whipped ruthlessly in the name of Jesus Christ. Their asscheeks are spread wider than the average person’s because of the countless cum injections pumped into their asshole. And also they hate carrots.

Fuckass: Would you like to learn the Bible?
Fagass: No. Haven't you heard about PORNIC mass?
Fuckass: What the hell? No.
Fagass: The PORNIC mass involves the Cummy Bible.
Fuckass: kys иди нахуй.
Fagass: i don't speak Ukraine war.

by anonymous October 3, 2023

mass shooter syndrome

It happens to silent and quiet people when they encounter a situation and they get irritated inside.

John: she kept asking stupid questions in the meeting and I had this Mass shooter syndrome and couldnt tell her to shut up.

by Samooooooo July 26, 2023

mass sheckle killer

Your friend that asks for money and never warns you that they will do it again and again and again. When your plan was to give a little bit of money, next thing you know he is asking for even more money.

I thought you were homeless but you're a mass sheckle killer!

Can I have 1000 sheckles? I'm not a mass sheckle killer by the way. Oh and also I need another 5000 sheckles please.

by Temiz August 7, 2023

Jimmy and the Pulsating Mass

An amazing game that you should REALLY go play

"oh yeah go play Jimmy and the Pulsating Mass it's an awesome game man"

by blaisedebeste August 13, 2023

The mass pass

The mass pass is like the n-word pass but you can make jokes about fat people the mass pass can be given out by any chubby/fat person.

Dude: hey man can you give me the mass pass
Friend: no

by LordHeadAss445 January 6, 2020

Mass Surveillance

When that guy who is watching you through your camera from the van parked outside your bedroom is waiting to diddle you, but everything is made in China and the facial recognition on your end reports you to the government for stalking him.

"I got the password to a girl's computer who I met online and copied all her messages, then realized I can do this with all women. So now I operate an Analytics business and sell the data about their liquor and credit card purchases, what they wear, and who they are with to their exes and the nanny government and their good ol' mass surveillance."

by Anna-Lisa Malone February 12, 2020

negative mass

A form of mass that repels, not attracts.
Expressed as: -1 kg

Guy 1: I'll put negative mass in my friend's bed so he can't sleep.
- later -
Guy 2: WHY CAN'T I GET IN MY BED?!?!?!?

by themastermcadochemist March 14, 2020