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jewish numaan

Jewish Numaan and his siblings Luqman, Kulsoom, Zainab and Yousaf migrated from Israel in 2008. His father Tanveer Mansha and his mother Farzana Khan both tried their best to make the marrige work despite being imbred brother and sister.
Yo that Jewish numaan is a paki init
by Mr Mansha March 9, 2022
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Jewish calamari

by MorlochPrime March 26, 2022
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Jewish Haircut

Another way of describing the circumcision of one's dick.
"Did you hear about Cameron?"

"No, what happened?"
"He didn't wash his dick for weeks, and had to get the Jewish haircut in order to get rid of the infection he caught."
by Barry Maycockiner November 4, 2021
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Jewish messiah

A mathematical structure of the mind that also acts as the pre-eminent language of science.

The Jewish Messiah is a non-Tarski space (a space which contains its boundaries INSIDE of its surface).
The Jewish messiah is understood to be mathematical structure of the mind.
It is also the sublime-language of science.

In computer language it appears as a Json-DAG on Kafka-in-serverless mode: a mainframe language that can query itself.
by metawave November 10, 2021
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Jewish Chicken

¨Wow! She is such a Jewish Chicken
by Poothy Popper 3000 January 26, 2022
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Jewish dictators

Government leaders who happen to be Jewish who have big noses.
The Jewish dictators are coming for us.
by Zeus! October 2, 2021
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jewish

Someone (Typically "ashkanazi") who says dumb, obnoxious, and frightful things. Originates from Poland, "Ashki" a fool, a bastard.
That jewish bloke raped my sister
by Fish Lizard October 12, 2021
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