Hockey

Poop, doo doo, feces

Mama I gotta go to the bathroom because I gotta hockey!

by Beety August 28, 2021

Hockey

Rich white person sport

Hockey is a sport for white rich males

by Whitehockeyz January 13, 2022

hockey boy

rlly cute or very weird. cool. and may be rlly loud, or kinda shy

geez that hockey boy is rlly cute

by the mom of the world January 18, 2022

will hockey

Will is a little nerd so his name is will hockey, it's so cringe im laughing so hard

will hockeys fat nerd face

by SuperEpic December 6, 2021

Hockey People

Ice Hockey players that see figure skaters as weak children wearing skimpy uniforms. You will most often see hockey people man-spreading on the ice. If you are not sure what they look like, they are compatible to a bow-legged gorilla when on the ice. They often say that they hate figure skaters, when really they are just jealous that them bow legged gorillas can't ever move like a glorious figure skater.

"Look at those dudes other there, they're such hockey people."

by FigureskatingYASS February 3, 2022

Hockey Bro

Nolan

That kid named Nolan is such a hockey bro

by SnapsSnaps February 10, 2022

hockey

a very canadian sport where big men slap a piece of rubber that slightly resembles an oreo with carbon fiber sticks while they have knives strapped to their feet and punch each other in an attempt to win a large hunk of silver.

person 1: wanna watch the hockey game?

person 2: are the wild on?
person 1: yessir

by spicy cucumbers April 3, 2022