Funk-a-freak

Pronounced “funk-uh-freak,” a “funk-a-freak” is a crazy ass motherfucker who says the dumbest and most idiotic shit known to man. The things they say are offensive and lowly, which makes them look stupid and pathetic. You wouldn’t want to be friends with one, especially since they would make you look bad.

“I’m not the funk-a-freak who gets jokes out of saying stupid shit.”

“Stinky ass funk-a-freak.. the hell do you mean by that?”

by jm1r7 April 11, 2023

Shaolin funk

It is a person has not had a sexual experience in an extended period of time and has neglected their genital hygiene.

Brians such a Shaolin funk, I can smell his balls from here.

Jenna’s snatch smells like it ate a stray dog, she’s got a case of the Shaolin funk.

by JAbedtime July 25, 2023

The Farrelly Funk

When a family has a scent that’s so strong that it can not be explained by conventional science.

Dr Fauci this week had to explain the disturbing smell emanating from Short Hills New Jersey. It could only be explained as the Farrelly Funk! -2007

by Innocent bystander 01 November 28, 2021

Funk

when you mean to say fuck but you somehow manage to squeeze an n into it

guy: funk you
guy 2: fuck you

by Wdvdkwcowufpqhspqhdpqhskqvsoqv July 21, 2022

T Funk Carry

When the powerful Twitch Streamer "T Funk Era" carries you in a Halo match.

Good thing we had that T Funk Carry or we might not have achieved a victory!

by Cool_boomer1957 August 18, 2022

PRE FUNK

You know what pre funk is? huh its like pre game but for the hip and cool. come on guys you right, right? guy? hello? - Killeah

pre funk is like when you guys party before the party you know guys

by Killeah September 9, 2022

Funk up

When a particular individual makes that many fuck ups that it becomes reliably consistent to expect similar outcomes from said individual.

Oh no! Yet another Funk up to add to the list.

by ShibbyChiz September 10, 2022