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Minecon Earth

Mojang's way of cancelling the original Minecon and replacing it with something "better", when we all know that the original Minecon was awesome.*
Mojang faced a lot of criticism, but at least now the 1% of people who play minecraft but are (somehow) grown up don't have to hang out with retarded kids anymore.

*awesome for cringe compilations
Person 1: "Hey, are you going to Cringec- Minecon this year too?"
Person 2: "Nah, they cancelled it and replaced it with Minecon Earth, now I can be lazy and watch all of it from home."
by YouCanRead February 10, 2018
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round earth

Person 1: u know the we living on a round Earth
Person 2: nigga wtf
by :'ykdj February 11, 2018
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earth scorcher

An Earth Scorcher is a term for a very, very flamboyant homosexual. They are so much of a 'flamer' that they 'scorch the earth beneath them'.
"Yo, Tucker, check out Mike over there!"

"Yeah, he is such a fuckin' Earth Scorcher!"
by Rahymahn January 15, 2017
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Earth

What most humans litter on.
What most humans don’t care about
Where most humans spill oil in its oceans.
Where most humans cut its trees.
Where humans live.
Mr.Beast: ima plant 20M trees.
Lumberjack: Don’t repopulate on the Earth.
by Mr.Mortal January 5, 2020
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wettest place on earth

Chloe G is ma bird- coz she wettest place on earth
by Inarelationshipwiddabest January 7, 2020
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Flat earth privilege

means you can answer a question with a question, but also that you can demand that other people have to answer your questions. If you don’t like the answer you can ignore it and claim it is a part of the grand conspiracy. #flatearth
When he ignored the overwhelming evidence that the earth is a sphere and said the water would fall off a ball, he chose to ignore science and claimed flat earth privilege
by LuisVuittonDon January 10, 2020
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Earth

A very flat cylinder that floats in the endless galaxy.
Normal person: the Earth is not flat, you idiot

Smart person: no, it’s flat
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