Cleveland Surf N Turf

A Sexual interaction which must either be performed in Cleveland or by a person born in Cleveland, during this act the receiver must move their hips around in an O shape, while the giver covers the receivers dangly part with tons of lubricant, and then proceeding to give vicious head to the receiver (still moving hips in an O), then whenever the receiver is stimulated to the point of near ejaculation, the giver starts swirling their tongue around the tip like a twirly brush at a car wash then when he busts you catch or spit it in your hand and throw it towards their face

Person 1 : you hear about how jay and his girlfriend broke up because she gave him a Cleveland Surf N Turf?
Person 2 : what the fuck is that

by Theehmscloutgang January 24, 2021

Cleveland Chilidog

When you saran wrap your SO's whole body and specifically have diarrhea to spare. Then you fill a tub with it and dip your SO in to roll around and fully coat themselves.

I'm about to give you a Cleveland Chilidog girl. Enjoy.

by Carl Manlau February 2, 2021

Cleveland Steamer

The act of taking a shit on a female sex partner's chest.

I laid a huge Cleveland steamer on that slut's tits last night. Call 1-800-STEEMER Cleveland Steemer makes it cleaner.

by SpoogeBob CumPants March 6, 2021

Delivering the fax to Cleveland

Delivering the fax to Cleveland means to go poop.

Person 1: What are you doing?
Person 2: Delivering the fax to Cleveland, it’s gonna take a while.

by anonymous March 28, 2021

Cleveland lemonade tricycle

used to express a severe amount of mental suffering almost beyond human comprehension

"hey peter from family guy"

"oh hi Patrick from spongebob"
"Cleveland lemonade tricycle"
"oh damn"

by shrigress690000 April 14, 2021

cleveland compromise

The Cleveland Compromise consists of four joints, running a geeb, and taking two green bowl bong rips followed by a .2mg dab all in a sitting. The iconic act is becoming a mainstay in the 4/20 routines of dedicated rippers.

Yo dunc, I just ripped a cleveland compromise, time to bump Down by the River

by Savery17 April 17, 2021

Cleveland Squirter

A Cleveland Squirter is similar to the Cleveland Steamer, except in the previous 24hrs prior the the act you consume only liquids.

The Squirtie lies on their back as the Squirter assumes the necessary squatting position and proceeds to expel their bowel, while simultaneously flicking their fingers back in forth in a furious motion. Thus creating the Cleveland Squirter effect and showering the Squrtie in a brown rain, similar to standard Squirt just with shit.

by Slug1 April 18, 2021