canned laughter

Any fake laugh track inserted into video in post-production in an attempt to liven things up or add the impression of a live, studio audience.

Person 1: "Did you see that new reality show they started airing? It's just... bad."
Person 2: "I agree. It's all just canned laughter and sex jokes."

by carterUD November 19, 2021

Tommy Cans

Tommy cans is the man for when you’re skagging balls at 6 am sipping your last warm can, dying for the offy’s to open but can’t wait that long. Give him a call and he’ll be at your doorstep in 10 mins with a 24 pack of prasky. He never fails to deliever with a smile. He truly is a walking god

‘Aw man this is my last can’
‘Don’t worry man, Tommy cans is on the way’

by Spaoibh September 28, 2021

can clocker

A homeless man who’s occupation is servicing men in exchange for their empty beverages cans. ( Preferably works in states or provinces with bottle deposit.)

Yo Lets take all your empties to the can clocker down the block.
Hell yeah ive been collecting my cans all week!

by The_real_can_clocker September 3, 2021

Pringle Can

when a girl has had too much sex with ofther guys and her vagina is the same width as a pringle can

This bitch named hayley clifton is so slutty she has a pringle can

by kitconnorswife69 November 1, 2022

Spinach can

A character from dhmis 5 who’s part of the heathy gang

Friend 1:who’s your favorite teacher in dhmis
Friend 2:I like the spinach can :)

by I.like.anime.south.park.dhmis March 20, 2022

Spinach can

The spinach can is from dhmis 5 and is the best character :)

Friend:who’s your favorite teacher in Dhmis
Me: I like spinach can :)

by I.like.anime.south.park.dhmis March 20, 2022

Canned Coochie

The act of being of being so sex deprived that you make a coochie, using a can.
What the hand can't, the can can.

Damn, would you like to try out my canned Coochie, coochie in a can.

by Dr. E.D. April 4, 2022