Blood lettuce

A woman with a kebab like vagina on her period

Oh man I was ramming this blood lettuce last night I was covered in claret!!

by Jerry hatricks November 3, 2019

*Gargles Blood*

the sound you make when your gargling blood

Oh my God ive been shoot *Gargles Blood*

by real_mota August 24, 2021

Blood test

A shit test to tack hurt like hell

Arrrr shit that hurt I hate blood test

by Umooooooom January 3, 2022

Britsh Blood

Tea.

I would like some Britsh Blood.

by Paul Mchorny January 3, 2021

Nelson's Blood

1. Another word for rum
2. A sea shanty
3. Myth; Admiral Nelson died at battle and was placed inside the barrel of rum to preserve him, but when the ship returned to shore it was found the crew had drunk the barrel dry.

A drop of Nelson's blood wouldn't do us harm anyhow.

by L@mi@ February 5, 2021

Orphan blood

Orphan blood is the most commonly used liquid for a ritual as its blood attracts my sleep paralysis demon

Hey dude, did you bring the orphan blood for the ritual?

by kpil March 14, 2021

cheese blood

When you eat so much cheese it replaces your blood.

Guy 1: I Bleed cheese.

Guy 2: You Have Cheese blood.

Guy 3: WHAT THE FUCK

by mycheeseisbleeding122 March 16, 2021