blood tax

The price paid via monthly menstrual cycle or continuous birth control pills in order to survive.

I can’t believe I had to pay $30 for my blood tax this month. Why do we need to choose between physically bleeding and paying a dollar a day in blood tax?

by GimmeMangoesNotKiwis April 15, 2023

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Blood lettuce

A woman with a kebab like vagina on her period

Oh man I was ramming this blood lettuce last night I was covered in claret!!

by Jerry hatricks November 3, 2019

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Gargles Blood

the sound you make when your gargling blood

Oh my God ive been shoot *Gargles Blood*

by real_mota August 24, 2021

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Blood test

A shit test to tack hurt like hell

Arrrr shit that hurt I hate blood test

by Umooooooom January 3, 2022

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Britsh Blood

Tea.

I would like some Britsh Blood.

by Paul Mchorny January 3, 2021

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1. Another word for rum
2. A sea shanty
3. Myth; Admiral Nelson died at battle and was placed inside the barrel of rum to preserve him, but when the ship returned to shore it was found the crew had drunk the barrel dry.

A drop of Nelson's blood wouldn't do us harm anyhow.

by L@mi@ February 5, 2021

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